Welcome to the Punpedia entry on fruit puns! Whether you're devising the perfect birthday wish, crafting a photo caption. Coconut Shy Joke - Cute Comedy with Kawaii Fruit - Fruity Cuties. Broccoli is a member of the cabbage family though I really can't see the. Fruit and Veggie Jokes. Great for Q: Why were the apple and the orange all alone? . Plum. Q: What kind of fruit can fix your sink? A: A PLUM-ber. Pumpkin.